I have a new car and am selling Blue to my sister. Allow me to wax briefly about Blue. She’s such a good car. I’ve had her since 2009 and she’s never given me a bit of trouble. I feel a bit like the girl on the Liberty Mutual commercial (“You two have been through everything together – two boyfriends, three jobs, you’re like, ‘Nothing can replace Brad.'”), except, thank goodness, Blue is safe and just moving to a different home. And I do love my new car. But I can’t really fuss over her (my name for her is Pearl; Kevin’s is the White Dragon…boys), until Blue is out of the driveway.
I mean, I have to consider Blue’s feelings.
Lisa is coming to town tomorrow to take her, so I’m gonna take Blue out for a spa day (car wash) and get her all cleaned up and lookin’ fancy. While cleaning her out I found some really interesting things. Here are the top three:
A presentation board. No idea where this came from, but it was in the trunk. All I need is an experiment and I’m ready for the science fair.
Speaking of experiments…. Whole dehydrated apple, anyone?
And last but not least, a little erotica. If I’d realized this was in the trunk I would have been sure to instruct Kevin that if anything happens to me, he has to promise to destroy the sleazy novel.
Have you ever found anything unexpected when cleaning out a car/closet/etc.?